Thanks to Mel and the denizens of the shed, here’s the Barleyesque "Lorem Ipsum cuff" – a massive chunky bracelet engraved with the ‘centuries old’ lorem ipsum greeking text, beloved of graphic designers everywhere. The entire site seems to be so ‘Hoxton Twat’ that I’m not completely sure it isn’t a spoof, like the old Wasp T12 SpeechTool adverts…