In the news today – part of the M42 is shut after a six-vehicle crash sent marshmallows and beer spilling out onto the carriageway thus replicating a thousand drunken student experiments, on a large scale.
Also – an award-winning piemaker’s wife who police said was the most pie-eyed drink-driver they had ever seen downed two bottles of wine after getting frustrated when she couldn’t find her way to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. As you do.